Thursday, February 05, 2004
1:40 AM
my mom =)
my mom is so insultingly funny sometimes, and i love her for that. ;)
she would always look out for me, though sometimes she would put it in an insulting way but i find it so funny when she does that. i have 3 scenarios to blog about.
Scenario 1
ever since i came back from Japan, i did become a bit meatier, but i thought maybe it wasn't that obvious or something. but my mom is the best. =D
mom: how come u gain so much weight already?
me: har? really ah?
mom: ya larr ... (then she patted on my back) this area and your shoulder, and your arms. what happen to you ah?
me: aiyoooo, really meh??? i thought i didn't gain also! all my frenz said that i look the same wor
mom: nolarrrr ..... you see, you yam char so much with your limau ais and drink alcohol. *sigh* but never mind lar, now i shall cook more vegetables for you to eat so that you can lose some weight
ever since that conversation, she has been teaching my niece, who is a year old, how to tell people that they are fat. and almost everyday, i have been hearing a phrase from my mom and my niece:
"ah yi fat fat!" (auntie is fat!)
her main intention was to make me lose some weight.
Scenario 2
i told my mom, that one of my ex, whom she has never seen before, has become a model right now.
instead of being happy for him or impress, guess what she said?
mom: why do you always date sissy guys one ah?
me: (laughing) aiyo, where got larrr .... okay whattt .....
mom: yalarr ... must be you too man already, so they are all attracted to you.
they probably felt gay when they are dating you.
me: (laughing)
her intention was to change certain attributes of mine, so that i don't become too independent and strong, as she fears that i am scaring all the guys away. (lol)
Scenario 3
Today is Chap Goh Mei, whereby we, chinese, celebrate the 15th day of the chinese new year.
today is also the day, whereby the chinese people, will head to the river and throw mandarin oranges so that their wish will come true. so here it goes again, with my mom looking out for me when she sense that i need something in my life ;) my mom has never told me the reason chinese people threw oranges to the river ....
up until today when she finds a reason to.
this is what i Expect my mom to say when she is explaining the significance of the orange throwing.
mom: ah huei, if you throw mandarin oranges to the river on chap goh meh, anything that you wish for will come true
alas, this is what she said to me ...
mom: ah huei, u know ah, tomorrow night is chap goh mei, so if you throw oranges to the river right, your wish will come true and you can get a boyfriend this year!
me: *gape*
mom: come come! i'm willing to fetch you to the klang river tomorrow night, and you throw orange lah. ask your single friends to throw with you also lar.
me: *speechless*
mom: (laughing hard) muahahahha ....
my mom wished that i could a boyfriend as soon as possible, so that she could brush her hands off me, while asking the guy to take care of me instead! or maybe it's because i have been single for too long .. and she is scared that i could not get married (lol)